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January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The male RealDoll that’s going to have a bionic dick and the deepest ass and mouth tunnel on the market! And even with all that technology, that fuck doll will still have that “I’d rather be color coordinating my socks in my drawer” look in his bored eyes as he does you. Some things not even technology can change!

Science Trends says that last year, Realbotix, a company that also makes RealDolls, created an artificial intelligence app called Harmony that works with a robotic head system to deliver the “most realistic” sex doll experience ever. That “realistic” experience includes your sex doll talking to you and learning what turns you on the most. The app works with lady sex dolls now, but later this year, it will start working with dude sex dolls. Specifically, a dude sex doll’s robotic dick.

Matt McMullen, the founder and CEO of Realbotix, told The Daily Star that the Harmony-operated male RealDolls will come in two different body types (muscular or runner), a vibrating silicone dick, a 4-1/2″ deep throat and a 6″deep butt cavity. Whoever wants to spend $10,000+ for their RealDoll will be able to customize theirs by choosing a skin tone, eye color, hair type and dick size. The dick sizes available will range from Jon Gosselin after using a penis pump (5-1/2″) to flaccid Hammaconda after taking an ice bath (11″). Matt and his team have also thought of the people whose asses may crave an average-sized dick one day and crave a gut-destroying plastic monster the next, because the peens are interchangeable. And the dude RealDoll will also come with a plug-in adapter, so it can keep going and going and going until you have to go to the ER with a fried asshole because your robot fuck piece’s dick electrocuted you.

Matt says that his scientists are currently working on the robot dick and making the voice as realistic-sounding as possible. Here’s some pictures of the male RealDolls that Matt’s company currently sells:

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1/3 scale mini Realdolls (24")

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That last one… It looks like a malnourished Michael Phelps with Ryan Lochte brains (aka no brains). And yes, I still would.

It’s nice that Matt’s scientists are working on making that robot fuck boy’s voice as real-sounding as possible. He really cares about his customers. Because it’d be extra depressing for a Siri-sounding robot voice to say to me, “It’s okay, baby, you’re not a loser and I’m still programmed to love you,” as you cry post-robot sex on a mattress in a storage unit, because you’re sad over the fact that your boyfriend is a robot who is programmed to have sex with you and you’re illegally living in a storage unit since you spent all your money on a sex doll.

Pic: RealDoll

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