Happy Martin Luther King Day! Since we don’t have our own giant pile of racist garbage to deal with (/sarcasm), we must turn our attention across the pond to find some trash that needs throwing out.
Meet Henry Bolton and his lady love Jo Marney. According to Newsweek, Henry is the leader of Britain’s “far-right” UK Independence Party (UKIP) and Jo is a “25” year old “Presenter. Music Journalist. Model. Actor. Brexiteer” who was also a member of UKIP until she got busted sending racists text messages about Meghan Markle.
Jo shared her thoughts on Prince Harry’s fiance with a smarter-than-her member of UKIP via text message who turned around and tattled on her. Newsweek reports:
In the texts, Marney gave a list of reasons why she doesn’t like Markle. “She’s a ‘gender equality’ twat She is obsessed with race and her seen with [sic] taint our royal family. Just a dumb little commoner. Tiny brain,” she wrote, adding “She’s black. A dumb little ‘actress’ that no one has heard of. This is Britain, not Africa.”
Marney then laughed off an accusation of racism from her interlocutor. “Lol so what,” she wrote, when the other person called her racist. “She’s a black American. Pushing their way to the top slowly slowly. Next will be a Muslim PM and a black king,” Marney added.
In addition to not understanding the real reason we hate Meghan, Jo also apparently suffers from facial blindness because according to The Daily Mail, she said she wouldn’t have sex with a “negro” because they are “ugly” but presumably had no qualms fucking this.
— Jo Marney (@Jo_Marney) December 16, 2017
For his part, Henry has denounced Jo’s remarks and went on TV saying he has quit a bitch. Jo has already gotten him in trouble before. He was almost ousted from his seat at UKIP when he left his 42 year old wife and mother of his two children to be with “her?“.
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) January 15, 2018
Nice scramble, Henry. He basically said “I’ll pay for you and your family and make you out to be the victim but you’re not getting any more of my sweet, sweet peen. I’ve got optics to think about!”. I really feel for poor Jo after that, getting caught and all. Such a shame.
Meanwhile, Jo has issued an apology and expressed her frustration at having her words taken out of context. I won’t bother quoting it here. You can read it if you want or you can just stick a Q-tip too deep into your ear.
And one last thing since we’re on the subject of the royals: Nothing but respect for my Black King!