Six months after Kim Kardashian was held at gunpoint in her apartment in Paris and robbed of millions in jewels, she appeared on an episode of Ellen and swore her days of flaunting her diamonds on Instagram were over. Kim wanted to live a less “materialistic” life. For a while she did. Kim must have decided that nine months was long enough, because she has recently returned to her tacky self.
People says Kim’s return to the materialistic life was ushered in last week after she shared a story on Instagram and Snapchat in which she showed off a new glittery mouthpiece. Kim wore a diamond grill while standing in front of Louis Vuitton logo-covered trash cans.
Kim then posted another picture of her diamond grill. Let’s see what we’ve got here: gold, diamonds, grills, titties. Yep, that’s our old Kim!
I just knew Kim couldn’t keep her jewels away from Instagram for that long. Shamelessly bragging about her jewelry store purchases is an automatic reflex to her, like breathing or blinking (if the Botox hasn’t seized up her eye muscles yet). What classy and tasteful Instagram posts await us, I wonder? I bet there’s an assistant carefully placing a collection of Kim’s most expensive diamond rings in the crack of her oiled-up bare ass as we speak.