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Dancerella!
In 1968, Mattel started selling a ballerina doll named Dancerina that twirled and danced on her tippy toes thanks to a battery. (Although, since many dolls are creatures from the Ninth Circle made by Lucifer’s minions, she may not have needed a working battery to twirl right in front of you as you walked down the stairs, tripping you and sending you to your death. Talking Tina taught her!) Dancerina was a hit and Mattel rebooted her in the late-1970s as Dancerella!
Like Dancerina, Dancerella was a battery-operated doll that busted out pirouettes and danced whenever you pushed down on her tiara, which looked more like a citrus fruit juicer. Here’s the original (but not the best) Spinderella in action:
Dancerella lasted through the 80s, and if only Mattel had kept her through the 2000s. They could’ve given her a “companion doll” called Hagarella, a monster dance teacher doll who’d scream, “Twirl faster, you lazy little bitch! You’re embarrassing me!”, every time you pushed the devil horns on her head. An Abby Lee Miller doll, basically.
Pic: eBay