Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round One!
The moment that EVERYFUCKINGONEOFUS (read: just me) is finally here. We are now beginning the journey to find out which Hot Slut of last year Hot Slutted the hottest.
There’s four rounds to the Hot Slut of 2017 battle royale showdown. HSOTMs from January, February, March and April will go at it in round one. May, June, July and August/September will scratch each other’s throats off in round two. And October, November and December will take round three. The winner of each round will go on to the final round where one of them will replace Ana Navarro on the Hot Slut of the Year throne.
I always love doing these Hot Slut of the Year posts, because I have the memory of a broken SIM chip and forget who the earlier HSOTMs were. So doing these posts allows me to sashay down Hot Slut Memory Lane and also say a little prayer while checking to see if they’re all still alive (they are, as far as I know). Your choices for round one are:
January – Winona Ryder’s many faces from last year’s SAG Awards.
February – The plushie-loving seal from Japan’s Mombetsu Land.
March – Hi Stranger, the sexy clay pin-up from the mind of artist Kirsten Lepore.
April – Chroma Key Grandma, the Russian lady who taught herself how to do special effects and should really be sweeping the Scientific and Technical Oscars this year.
The winner from this round will be announced on Monday!
Pics: TNT/TBS, @mombetsuland, YouTube, Kirsten Lepore