Night Crumbs

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Since water is still wet (or is it?), the Pope is still Catholic and I still end each night by crying lonely tears on a pillowcase covered with pork rind dust, Meghan Markle’s half-sister ran her mouth over to the tabloids to say that if Meghan can afford a $75,000 gown to wear in engagement photos, she can afford to give money to their broke dad. I swear, Meghan’s half-sister is a crazy mess and is doing it all wrong. She should only be saying nice things about Meghan, that way she might get an invite to the wedding and will get to see Prince Hot Ginge up close. And after that happens, she can start talking shit for an easy check. She’s so embarrassing  – Celebitchy

Johnathon Schaech has his own #MeToo story involving the legendary director Franco ZeffirelliLainey Gossip

What’s more shocking is that this is the first time that a Teen Mom cast member has been busted for running a meth lab – Reality Tea

Troye Sivan has a new song and video where he’s serving “twink bottom trolling for top dick in an abandoned warehouse” chic – Towleroad

So Diablo Cody’s Tully is either about a nanny who gets with the mom or a nanny who is getting revenge on the mom after her doctor husband killed himself because of molestation accusations the mom made. I’m going with the second one and only because I really want a quirky comedy reboot of Hand That Rocks The CradlePajiba

The model on the left’s tan line looks like a distorted and blurry version of the bat signal, which means that the Batcopter landed on her ass a second after this picture was taken – Hollywood Tuna

Hello, my name is Emilia, welcome to the Stepford Wife Diner. I’ll be your hostess tonight.” – Popoholic

If you’re pregnant and piss on this IKEA ad, you will get a discount on a crib. Maybe this will lead to Donald Trump resigning as president so he can get a dream job as an IKEA cashier who will get to handle all that lady piss – SOW

Fast Eddie from Motörhead has died – Just Jared

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