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The world’s smallest cat!
BBC One is airing a nature series called Big Cats, but they used one of the world’s smallest cats to sell it. Because who doesn’t awww and oooh at a teeny tiny pussy? They released a preview clip of a regular Thumfelina (species name: a Rusty Spotted Cat) from Sri Lanka bringing awwws by sniffing at a leaf that’s big enough to be his chair and by carefully making his away across a stream (that’s probably just the size of the drool stain that’s trickling down the side of your mouth as you gape at the cuteness of it all). Narrator Bertie Carvel tells us that the Kevin Hart of cats may be a youngin’ but he’s nearly full grown. This cat is one small pussy, but he’d still look huge next to Donald Trump’s ant hands when Trump tries to grab him. I know, it ain’t right of me to ruin this cute post with gross and purrrrverted talk like that. Cleanse that gutter grossness with this cuteness:
And let us all pray that Parasite Hilton doesn’t see this video, because if she does, she’s totally going to send her minions to Sri Lanka to catch this innocent drop of furry sweetness to add to her tiny animal accessory collection. The world is already an ugly place and it doesn’t need to get uglier from the sight of that gaping asshole carrying this tiny pussy on the pap stroll.
Pic: YouTube