Novelty-snake-in-a-mixed-nuts-can haver Lenny Kravitz has a new sucker to spring his peen on, according to pictures obtained by TMZ. He was photographed walking han-in-hand with Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Fialho in Miami over the weekend. Did you know that if you say VS model three times fast, Leo magically appears over your shoulder?
Here’s the new pair.
— ET Canada (@ETCanada) January 9, 2018
I know she’s probably got one of them little Cuban coffees there but it looks like she’s trying to compensate for the ravaging effects of THS (tiny hand syndrome). TMZ reports that Lenny’s new lady friend is 30 years old (just one year older than Daughter Zoë Kravitz). Lenny is 53 so I can’t really work up outrage there. She’s well out of puberty which clears the spectacularly low bar we’ve set as a society. Anyway, the pair were on their way to meet friends for lunch. I guess once you find that special someone who has compatible views on wearing leather pants in humid-ass Miami, you never let them go!
The Miami Herald reports that not too long ago, Lenny claimed he was saving himself for marriage.
Just last month, he told men’s fashion publication Mr Porter, “I’ve been, like, really, really single for the last few months. I’m keeping it that way,” he said. “I’m waiting to meet that person. I’m waiting for the soul partner, the wife.”
Perhaps in in attempt to make herself appear more “wifely”, Barbara posted these Lisa Bonet Cosplay pics to her Instagram rocking some Senegalese twists.
Well, she did try it! She’s a lucky woman. Barbara doesn’t have to go digging into the dark web to find the scrubbed pictures of Lenny’s dick like I did (FOR RESEARCH, PEOPLE). She can just sit back and wait for his pants to explode right there in her face so, kudos to her.