The 90s are what’s up in fashion these days or so says Kanye West. Does that mean you should start trolling eBay for Hypercolor Tees and oversized overalls? Maybe wait until you get clear instructions from Kanye first. He’ll be happy to put you on blast like he did his wife and partner in fuckery Kim Kardashian.
People reports that on a recent episode KUWTK, Kim shared that Kanye let it be known, via email, that he thinks her sunglasses game is whack and that she needs to step it up.
“[Kanye] sent me a whole email like, ‘You cannot wear big glasses anymore. It’s all about tiny little glasses.’” Kardashian said on Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, where she wore a skintight bodysuit, black leather mini skirt and tiny frames that she said were hand-selected by her husband. “He sent me like, millions of ’90s photos with tiny little glasses like this.”
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This is what he spends his time doing? Can you imagine your life being so void of meaning that time spent dressing your wife up like a paper doll is time well spent? People says that because of Kanye’s directive, wee specs became de rigueur over the summer and the entire K-Army is wearing them now.
We can probably blame Kanye for these monstrosities too. I mean, I don’t think Kim is planning on starting nursing school anytime soon.
Kanye may think he’s got his finger on the pulse of today’s yesterday’s fashions, but there is one person whose 90’s style game was undeniable who thinks he’s full of shit. Here’s what Jennifer Aniston had to say about the tiny glasses trend.
“I just think they’re ridiculous,” Jennifer Aniston told Glamour. “I’m not a fan of those little tiny spectacles; I’m a fan of classic sunglasses. That was very ’90s, wasn’t it? When you would see those little tiny frames, those were brought back from the John Lennon days. They’re always sort of regurgitating trends.”
Damn, Kanye got burned by a haircut! I never thought I’d have to assert my position as being on #teamjennifer again but there you have it. But honestly, given the fact that half my wardrobe comes from Target, my “fashion” “choices” are limited to whatever catches my eye as I make my way to the toilet paper aisle. Sadly, those fashions are probably driven more by the Kardashian-Wests than anything else. If I wanted to be more like Jennifer I’d probably have to shop somewhere that sells clothes to adults.