Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Jimmy Ma, the 22-year-old figure skater from Queens, NY who nearly broke the ice by throwing down moves to DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s Turn Down For What at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships in San Jose, CA on Thursday night!

One night before Ashley Wagner flamed the judges’ asses for putting her in fourth place (which led to her not making the Olympic team), Jimmy Ma flamed the ice with the rays of hotness shooting off of his skates as he skated to the most popular song at a drunken Las Vegas hotel pool party circa 2014 (or the most popular song at a 2017 suburban pool party filled with cool moms and dads who know all the big current HITS!). If the International Skating Union has been iffy about their 2014 decision to let skaters use songs with lyrics in competition, then on Thursday night, those iffy thoughts were torched and turned to ash when Jimmy Ma brought the fire during his short program while skating to an EDM/hip-hop song instead of some Beethoven shit.

Jimmy told USA Today after his skate, that he wanted to get everyone excited and get the oldies twerking their double pleated L.L. Bean khakis off.

“Figure skating is an extreme sport. I want the most amount of people to see that it is both an awesome art form and also an awesome sport. The whole point was to get people hyped. Get older people hyped and for younger people to think it is cool.”

The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice Johnny Weir was a commentator (along with his partner in ice glamour Tara Lipinski) during nationals, and said that he trains with Jimmy in New Jersey and Jimmy regularly struts into practice while playing rap.

Jimmy Ma ended up in 11th place at nationals and didn’t make the Olympic team, so he’s not going to compete in Pyeongchang, which is shitty for us. Because I would love to see him doing that low spin thing while popping his ass to Khia’s My Neck, My Back.

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