Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Secret, the dog sledding dog wonder!

This highly talented athlete’s name might be Secret, but it’s no secret that she’s got many, many skills. You can GONG me for that one, but there’s no need to strain your arm muscles on a Saturday. Secret can pull out the GONG and GONG me herself.

Unless you’re Sofia Richie or some shit, you probably don’t have as many Instagram followers as this furry legend. Secret is a 3-year-old Australian Shepherd whose human has taught her to do all sorts of extremely difficult tasks and talents like mop, paint a beautiful abstract, bust out flawless moves, put away laundry, etc…

But the thing that has made Secret really get some well deserved attention is the clip of her pulling a sled up a hill in Sioux City, Iowa before making that hill her bitch by sliding down it with perfect ease. Any sledding expert will obviously tell you that Secret’s technique is like no other and she remains so calm while taking on that hill. This is a REAL stable genius.

In case you couldn’t tell, Secret’s human told Inside Edition that she loves sledding.

Secret has 300,000 followers on Instagram and that may seem like a crazy amount to you, but a douche like Logan Paul has over 16 million followers, and Secret is a zillion times more talented, entertaining and useful. Make sense: this world doesn’t.

And I don’t know if the U.S. Olympics bobsled team has been chosen yet, but if Secret doesn’t get a spot, I’ll never take that sport seriously again! Or is Secret more of a snowboarder? Why not both?

Pic: Instagram

 

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