Canada is getting what people were…um…asking for? While I feel like the Justin most of the country drools and gets misty over these days is Justin Trudeau, there is apparently still interest in the country’s least favorite export, Justin Bieber – so much so that a museum exhibition devoted to him is coming to Ontario.
Page Six reports memorabilia from Justin’s formative years are going on display in his hometown of Stratford, Ontario. The exhibit, “Steps To Stardom,” will open at the Stratford Perth Museum on February 18, so Canadians looking for some belated Valentine’s Day romance can be sure to take their lovey dovey selves and get their panties in a bunch at the sight of Justin’s early days. I’m not sure who called for a Justin exhibit, but if this is the catalyst to getting an entire museum to the Queen of Quebec, Celine Dion, so be it!
“Steps To Stardom” gets its name from how Justin would perform from the steps outside a local theater before Usher swooped in like a hawk to boost his 401k launch his career. The exhibit was thrown together by Justin’s grandparents, who gave them access to all sorts of shit from his childhood. On the one hand, I’d be pissed as hell if my grandparents did that to me, but on the other, I don’t think too many people want to come to an exhibit filled with a bunch of Hardy Boys novels and dog-eared copies of Men’s Health…knowwhatImean?
I hope Justin’s exhibit includes such necessities as the first noise complaint he got from annoying the shit out of his neighbors in Los Angeles and photos of Taylor Swift’s facial expressions each of the times Selena Gomez stood up a friend date in order to get boinked by Justin. Actually, the exhibit includes Justin’s Grammy Award, a hockey bag, microphones, and personal letters from the likes of Michelle Obama. I hope the letter from Michelle is just a memo to back the eff away from her daughters capped with a friendly reminder to eat his veggies.