Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Blaine Stewart, the news anchor from Norfolk, Virginia who became my second most favorite journalist from Norfolk when he used the ridiculously named bomb cyclone to not only make a sex joke, but a big dick joke too!

The people in parts of the East Coast who dare to go outside today are going to end up shitting ice dildos, coughing up snowflakes and using a mini torch to melt the icicles off of their eyelashes so they can see. The East Coast is going to be hit with more white shit than the crew of Scary Movie 5 when Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan sneezed at the same time. Because of all the weather talk about huge inches and getting pummeled, someone was bound to make a big dick sex joke and that someone was Blaine Stewart (who already won me over with that name, which sounds like the name of Larke’s gay best friend on Beverly Hills Teens).

Blaine, who is out and proud, co-anchors the morning and noon broadcast on WTKR and WGNT and he’s already gotten some time in the viral shine for a bra joke he made on air last year. Yesterday, Blaine tweeted about THE BIGGEST SNOW STORM IN THE HISTORY OF SNOW STORMS and turned it into my kind of joke. But Blaine did miss an opportunity to say that people better prepare to get pounded with 8 inches that will cover them with wet white stuff. What’s the point of Twitter adding a bigger character limit if you don’t make a sex, dick and jizz joke in one tweet?

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Blaine later deleted it, and I understand why. It’s embarrassing! If you’re going to come out as a bottom, don’t admit that you can’t take 8 inches. I mean, you’ll get blacklisted from Grindr since every top on there claims he’s got an 8.5 inch Pringles can for ya.

Pic: @BlaineStewart

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