Night Crumbs
TMZ asked Paul Sorvino for his thoughts on the reports that Harvey Weinstein tried to ruin Mira Sorvino’s career after he sexually harassed her, and he didn’t hold back any feelings (or maybe he did and this is his sugar-coated answer) by saying that he’d put Harvey on the floor and kill the motherfucker. HA! He didn’t play Lips Manlis for nothing. And why do I have a feeling that someone is going to start a petition to get the judge in every future Weinstein case to add “2 minutes in a locked room with Paul Sorvino” to the list of possible punishments? – Jezebel
Saying that Leonardo DiCaprio is just friends with a 20-year-old model is like me saying that I have a strictly platonic relationship with the Prince Hot Ginge body pillow case I had made – Lainey Gossip
I don’t know if it’s true that Meghan Markle asked her mom to walk her down the aisle instead of her dad, but I do know that her step-sister just farted out three streams of glee while thinking about how many paid interviews this rumor is going to bring – Celebitchy
Those hand-on-hip poses tell me that all of Teresa Giudice’s kin graduated from Barbizon. At least she did something right! – Reality Tea
I see that Gus Kenworthy spent a piece of his holiday picking off icicles from his ass crack hairs – Towleroad
Cara Delevingne modeled a hand bra in Glamour Mexico – Drunken Stepfather
May cheesecake forever taste like pure shit to every Millennial who doesn’t know who Betty White is – Boy Culture
LOVE’s Advent videos are finally done, but don’t worry, they’ll start up again in two weeks when they start counting down to Christmas 2018 – Hollywood Tuna
IT’S A PUPPEH (and a lady in a scarf… and a cardbox box… and a fence… and some grass… and a gazebo… and I think I covered everything in this pic) – Popoholic
Ellen Page married Emma Portner, who is now the secret stepmother to the secret love child that Ellen made with Alexander Skarsgard. Congrats to them all! – Just Jared
Pic: TMZ