A Post-Accident Photo Reveals That Carrie Underwood Is Not A Disfigured Monster

January 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that Carrie Underwood (seen above at the CMA Awards a couple of months ago) fucked her face up real good when she took a fall at home back in November. It’s a nightmare scenario for anybody and it was all the more disturbing when Carrie announced that while she is healing, her face doesn’t “quite look the same”.

There was something about the delayed revelation and air of secrecy that got some tongues wagging with speculations that there was more to the story than we were hearing or that some form of stuntery was afoot. Thankfully, E! News is on the case and investigated the matter. And they came up a picture of Carrie that was taken after the accident.

But interestingly enough, E! News discovered that on Dec. 12, 2017, Underwood was spotted by reality star Adrienne Gang, who photographed the injured singer after working out on next to her—just one month and two days after the fall.

Ok, gang. Time to bust out your magnifying glasses!

I’ll tell you what I see. Carrie looks fine! Perhaps a little swollen but fine. Of course, I don’t look at her face everyday and I’m sure there are changes that only she can see. Also, as E! points out, her face is slightly turned to one side so she could have a second face busting out of the skin on the left but if so, it’s a tiny little face like a newborn kitten’s. I was expecting worse, I thought she might have pulled a reverse The Girl Most Likely To. What’s more disturbing than her face is that gnarled claw of a hand! Girl, that’s the only real S.O.S. I see.

Adrienne, who took and posted the picture, said she had no idea that Carrie had even been injured until a tabloid posted her tweet. She also said Carrie was really nice and didn’t seem bothered or upset.

So there you have it. Carrie says her face doesn’t look the same. She’s still not shared any pictures of herself since the accident. Although, it looks like she got her hand amputated and replaced with a chicken foot. So, maybe something else happened to her face after the accident and after this picture was taken? Or maybe Carrie is just sensitive about her looks, which she has every right to be. I won’t leave the house if I get a pimple bigger than a grain of sand so I totally get it.

Pic: Wenn.com

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