Some Of Kylie Jenner’s Fans Think She May Have Already Spawned

December 31, 2017 / Posted by:

US Weekly has this story about some of Kylie Jenner’s fans engaging in conspiracy theory drama by claiming that she’s already given birth. Fans? Aileen Wuornos would be a more suitable role model for young women than this surgically altered life model decoy.

Kylie has been fairly quiet about her impending child with Travis Scott and has kept her belly off of social media for the most part. For the Kardashian/Jenner social media succubuses, this is akin to embarking on a year-long geological survey at Machu Picchu. Naturally, some of her followers think there’s something rotten in the state of Denmark and it’s not the sub-grade plastic used in some of her implants.

Kylie is reportedly due to give birth in early 2018. Detective LaToya ain’t got shit on Kylie’s worshippers because they’ve constructed a timeline and everything.

Nona? No. “Today’s work” should be an actual job or perhaps graduate studies? And if this sort of investigatory work is that important to you, find Amelia Earhart. We realize you’re probably only 12 so you don’t know any better but there has to be better ways to spend your time. Go contour something.

Snaps were taken of Kylie at a party in September and she reportedly had a rather substantial tummy already so, of course, the baby is already auditioning for pre-schools in Calabasas. She was also absent from the Koven’s Kristmas Kard this year. SO MANY CLUES. I WANT TO BELIEVE.

This “Kylie’s already a mom” controversy (just go with me) might soon be overshadowed as Radar Online is claiming that Travis dumped his baby mama’s pregnant ass on Christmas. Do they celebrate with the Braxtons?

One user’s theory claimed she would introduce her baby in the final Christmas card. “Kylie has already had the mf baby and she’s gonna be there cradling it tomorrow I will DIE,” he wrote.

It’s not worth dying over. It’s Kylie Jenner. She got children to facially disfigure themselves.

The only thing in that kid’s post that stood out was “final Christmas card” because it makes one think that the Kardashians won’t be putting out those cards from years past in which they try to look like the designer imposter body spray version of the families from Dynasty. Kris Jenner is no Stephanie Beachum. Hell, Kris Jenner isn’t even Emma Samms or Pamela Bellwood!

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