I know what Laura Dern got for Christmas: a promise from Cupid that he’d keep hooking her up with more somewhat-random hot famous dudes. Last year, Laura Dern was seen on a couple dates with Common. UsWeekly says that 50-year-old Laura was seen kissing 38-year-old NBA free agent Baron Davis last week. Laura clearly subscribes to the Sally O’Malley school of being 50 and doing whatever the fuck you want, because she and Baron made their debut by sucking face for the paps.
A source tells UsWeekly that Laura and Baron spent last Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel on a lunch date. Laura and Baron were seen “talking, laughing and having a great time.” The source says Laura looked like she was attempting to go incognito, but all the “kissing and touching” she was doing with Baron sort of gave it away.
Exclusive: Laura Dern and Baron Davis packed on the PDA during a lunch date! https://t.co/FGDHtcBfTh
— Us Weekly (@usweekly) December 27, 2017
Baron split from his wife of three years in June. He shares a 3-year-old and a 1-year-old with her. Laura has two teenagers from her marriage to Ben Harper.
UsWeekly’s source adds that Laura and Baron looked “infatuated with each other,” showed all the signs of a “new couple in love,” and were “all over each other.” Um okay, but none of that is breaking news to me. Not to mention that Baron displayed major signs of being in love; he carried her purse and went to lunch in sweatpants. You know who does that? Someone who knows they’re about six seconds away from getting some.