Kim Kardashian gave Kanye West the most thoughtful Christmas present this year: the comfort and joy of knowing no part of him was going to be associated with her family’s final Christmas card. I’m sure she also got him other stuff too, like a new pair of scissors to cut holes in his expensive hobo fashions. As for what Kanye got her, People says that Kim got a box full of thousands of dollars worth of stocks.
As she usually does with her gifts, Kim documented her opening of Kanye’s present on Instagram stories. Kim opened one box featuring a stuffed Mickey Mouse, Adidas socks, Apple AirPods, and some gift cards. Then she opened a second that contained stocks for Amazon, Netflix, Apple, Adidas, and Disney.
People says that Kanye Gave Kim 920 shares of the Walt Disney Company valued at $100,000, 995 shares of Adidas valued at $168,553, and an estimated $100,000 for the other stocks. One day in the future when Apple, Amazon, Disney, Netflix, and Adidas inevitably merge into one giant corporation, we might be treated to a scene of Kim Kardashian shuffling into a shareholders meeting in furs and diamonds and sleepy hooker-voice hissing: “Hmmm…it feels weird to say the words ‘don’t fuck with me.’”
Kanye was thoughtful, but there is always a chance Amazon could die or Disney could go broke. If Kanye really wanted to set his wife up for the future, he should have bought her 1000 stocks for the Adobe company and the registered trademark and patent to the chemical compound of Botox and Restalyne. At the rate her family is reproducing, those companies will never go out of business.