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December 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Spaghetti, the corn snake who perfectly worked the sweater he got for Christmas!

When I hear the words “snake in a sweater,” I immediately think of some cock in a sock hotness and imagine the yarn of an XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and XXXXXXXXXXXXtall sweater screaming for mercy while trying to hold in the Hammaconda. But this is a G-rated “snake in a sweater.” YouTube user  RancorEmp posted a video of their pet snake Spaghetti hanging out while wearing a sweater his human’s sister made him for Christmas. I would’ve never guessed that Spaghetti was dealing with some post-Christmas dinner bloat, but his human fat shamed him by mentioning it in the description for this video:

“My sister made my pet snake a sweater! Spaghetti is a corn snake. Super nice, doesn’t bite or anything. He’s about 39″ long. He just ate so now he’s too fat to fit into his sweater, like most of us on Christmas after dinner!”

I’ll wait here for a snake expert to tell me that this video isn’t cute or sweet, because corn snakes are highly allergic to yarn and it cause them to develop hives that lead to them prematurely shedding until they’re nothing but a pile of dried skin and eyes. But in the meantime, soothe your senses with the sight of Spaghetti the corn snake lounging in an Amish condom.

Pic: YouTube

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