Afternoon Crumbs
Jenny Slate spent Christmas with her on-and-off-again piece Chris Evans and the proof was her showing up in an Instagram picture with his brother Scott Evans. Yes, Jenny and Chris are a mess and finding all kinds of ways to say “we’re fucking again” without coming out and saying “we’re fucking again,” but I hope they stay together forever, because I can’t stomach another post-break-up interview where she drools out a stream of cheese about what a perfect human Chris Evans is. I’m lactose intolerant when it comes to the cheese Jenny Slate spews out about Chris Evans – Celebitchy
ROUGH has a new visual definition and it’s these pictures of Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus leaving Nobu together – Lainey Gossip
If you love wasting money and have been looking for a pair of hideous Chewbacca sandals that are made by a crazy mess, Kelly Bensimon has the perfect thing for you – Reality Tea
Lewis Hamilton burped up an empty apology after he got shit for publicly shaming his nephew for wearing a princess dress. Douche used a lot of words to basically say: PLEASE DON’T DROP ME, SPONSORS! – Towleroad
How many Muppets were wrongly slaughtered for Alison Brie’s Gotham magazine photo shoot? – Drunken Stepfather
When I’m stranded at an airport, I prefer to drink from a bottle of duty free whiskey in a bathroom stall while searching for nearby dick on Grindr, but this is another way to pass the time, I guess – Pajiba
Ryan Phillippe risked getting frostbitten nipples in the name of Instagram THOTfulness – OMG Blog
Speaking of Instagram THOTs – Hollywood Tuna
Shakira had to cancel more shows thanks to her vocal cords refusing to heal fast enough – SOW
Brad Goreski and his partner Gary Janetti have been together for 16 years and I guess they decided, “It’s been a good run, now let’s fuck it up by getting married,” because they got married – Just Jared
Prayer Circle for Basement Baby: Solange was diagnosed with an autonomic disorder – Jezebel