Action movies used to feature scenes where one dude escaping or chasing someone got to an escalator and slid down the partition in the middle to save time. Owners of facilities with escalators realized this was an invitation to lawsuits when idiots got hurt emulating that stunt. So they began to put in these little metal columns which would issue someone an emergency colonoscopy if they were fool enough to still try and slide down. Well, they didn’t reckon on 22-year-old Freddie Alexander being just fool enough!
Someecards reports that Fred got his drink on at the PDC World Darts Championship at Alexandra Palace in London on Thursday and was feeling no pain. Yet. Which is why he decided to slide his drunk ass down the middle of the escalator, idiot-proof columns be damned. If you love watching footage of guys getting drilled in the nuts or bodily flipping off escalators to their deaths, you will love this one. Does anyone have the link to Freddie’s Go Fund Me page? That is – if he’s still breathing?
Top night last night, but this has to be the highlight ??? pic.twitter.com/yMqDvOoVML
— James Gower (@__gower) December 21, 2017