Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 23, 2017 / Posted by:

The half-naked man in the Vatican’s nativity scene who is causing some Catholics to drown their tainted eyeballs in a giant bowl of holy water from the sinful homoeroticism of it all!

Earlier this month, the nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square in Vatican City made its debut, and I guess some Catholics and crazy conservative Christians wanted to get ahead on meeting their monthly OUTRAGE quota because they got OUTRAGED over it. This year’s nativity look wasn’t your basic “plastic baby Jesus around some farm animals (shout out to Stormy)” scene. NewNowNext says that artist Antonio Cantone designed a “thoughtful” nativity scene that features “corporal works of mercy.” There’s a bombed-out church, a falling star, a corpse and a half-naked man! SANTO DIOS! It’s truly the end of times. Who cares about pedophile priests. A half-naked man statue is killing the innocence of children!

Antonio said that his nativity scene is serious art and is meant to make people think. Well, it’s made some people think that Cool Pope Francis is really a secret agent for the DEBUL because the Vatican’s nativity scene is openlyflaunting homoeroticism.” I don’t know how a naked man with a sheet covering his goods is automatically considered “homoerotic” and gay? Is it because he’s got that “works out six days a week at the Equinox in Bethlehem and has a standing monthly wax appointment” body? Is it because of those luscious “uses a hair mask twice a week” locks? Is it because of that perfect 5 0’clock stubble? Or is it because his begging pose is so graceful that it looks like he’s Vogueing? Who knows, but I do know that it’s got some messes bothered (and probably because the hot half-naked dude is bringing the tingles to their b-holes).

Some Catholic blog called LifeSiteNews thinks that the half-naked hot dude is the work of evil gay activists. They think that because they discovered that the figures for this nativity scene were made and donated by the Abbey of Montevergine, which has close ties to Italy’s LGBTQ community. The old story goes that Our Lady of Montevergine saved two gay men from death in 1256.

Antonello Sannino, the president of gay rights group Arcigay Naples, says that he’s happy about the Vatican’s nativity scene because it’s a symbol of inclusion. Errr, okay, but the only inclusion I see is the inclusion of hot white hairless buff gays. What about us skinny fat gays?!

Here’s a pic of the full scene as well some totally-not-melodramatic-and-crazy responses:

Yes, that hot half-naked dude has a torso built for a headless Grindr profile picture, but I don’t think he’s gay. I mean, no self-respecting gay guy would be seen with a dirty, musty sheet like that.

Pic: Twitter

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