Contrary to what J.K. Rowling wrote in the Harry Potter books, Voldemort didn’t die. He faked his death, used his dark powers to turn himself into a German-Hungarian baroness and married into British royalty and became Princess Michael of Kent! No, Princess Michael of Kunt may be the most terrifying member of the Death Eaters, but she isn’t Voldemort (I think). Although, she is making Voldemort proud by how she’s continued to spread fuckery for years. Case in point: Lainey Gossip brought up how Princess Michael of Kunt wore Blackamoor jewelry, which many say fetishizes and glamorizes slavery, to a pre-Christmas lunch at THE QUEEN’S house. That lunch is where Meghan Markle, who is half black in case you don’t know, met many members of Prince Hot Ginge’s extended family including Princess Michael.
Princess Michael, who is married to THE QUEEN’s cousin and lives at Kensington Palace, has been accused of racist shit in the past. She was once accused of getting mad at a group of black people at a restaurant in NYC for being noisy and screamed “go back to the colonies” at them. Princess Michael of Kunt denied she said that and clutched her Blackamoor brooch over the shock of being called a racist! She then spewed out a racist stream of cluelessness by saying that she loves those “adorable and special” Africans so much that she pretended to be a “half-caste African” once. We should blame her for Rachel Dolezal, basically.
But even though it may seem that Princess Michael knew what she was doing when she wore that Blackamoor brooch to meet Meghan Markle, her rep tells People that she’s very upset about offending people. She has also tossed that brooch and says she’ll never wear it again.
“The brooch was a gift and has been worn many times before. Princess Michael is very sorry and distressed that it has caused offense.”
Oh yeah, I’m sure she tossed it all right. Tossed it into the pile of possible options to wear to PHG and Meghan Markle’s wedding. That pile also includes D&G mammy earrings and a blackface costume from Amazon. Who knew that Paula Deen left America and moved to Britain to reinvent herself as a princess’ stylist?