Amber Heard And Elon Musk Are Probably Back Together

December 22, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m beginning to think Amber Heard and Elon Musk are creepy Friends fans because their whole on-and-off-and-on-and-even-more-on-but-lets-not-give-deets relationship is closing out 2017 as the Millennial Ross and Rachel. These two broke up back in August after dating for a year, but they’ve been since spotted canoodling at breakfast spots around the world, and the latest case of pancakes and suck face naturally has people thinking they’re back together.

The Daily Mail reports Amber and Elon were seen outside a restaurant in Los Angeles Thursday macking away and cuddling. They shared a “steamy” kiss before parting. The restaurant, HomeState, is a Texas-inspired breakfast and lunch spot. A snitched gave more details:

“Amber invited Elon to her favorite Texas breakfast spot. They shared a quick kiss goodbye. They are not back together.”

No wonder Amber seemed a little miffed. Elon got even richer this week when UPS announced it was pre-ordering Tesla semi-trucks, so it kind of sucks to get invited out again by your gajillionaire ex thinking you’re going to be back riding the rich daddy dick only to be told, “Nah, I’m good, but here’s a consolation breakfast taco.”

Here’s the pics from TMZ if you want to see them:

For people who are broken up, they do sure spend a helluva lot of time together. Shortly after they broke up, Elon (who is said to have been the instigator) hinted that they might get back together. Pretty much five seconds later, they were spotted out at another breakfast spot (this one in Australia) where they were cuddling and kissing. But then the following month, Amber was spotted sucking face with a different dude in the backyard of some house in Australia the next month, and people at an open house for the place next door got it all on camera. Maybe that revved up Elon’s Tesla peen because they were seen last month grabbing lunch together. People also reported then that they sure-as-shit weren’t back together.

Why do I get the feeling Elon finishes making out with her after each of these encounters (rich man with frittata breath…mmm…sexy!) and then just croons Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at Amber. Those .00001 percenters are real assholes!


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