Afternoon Crumbs

December 22, 2017 / Posted by:

InTouch Weekly says that Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson are doing it (possible couple name: Son²). I won’t believe it until I hear about how his crazed fans held a virtual bonfire where they all deleted their digital copies of Beauty and the Beast and the Harry Potter movies he’s not in as a protest against that home wrecking harlot Emma Watson for stealing their man. I say “virtual bonfire,” because I’m pretty sure they don’t leave the house – Celebitchy

In case you need something to talk about with your 12-year-old niece at your family Christmas party, here’s an update on Brooklyn Beckham and Chloe Grace MoretzLainey Gossip

How confident of Kenya Moore to think that her marriage is going to last that long – Reality Tea

I always forget that Sam Smith is just 25 (sure, he’s technically a sad old British widow in the body of a 25 year old, but he’s still 25), so I guess it was a big deal for him to go Instagram official with his American actor boyfriend. Millennials! – Towleroad

Lucy Pinder still exists – Drunken Stepfather

What in Candy Land hooker HELL is Britney Spears wearing? – Hollywood Tuna 

Elizabeth Vargas is leaving ABC News after 21 years. I was going to say that I hope that NBC News picks her up and replaces Megyn Kelly with her, but Elizabeth Vargas is a recovering alcoholic and I don’t know if it’s a good idea for her to inhale the clouds of chardonnay vapor blowing out of Kathie Lee Gifford’s dressing room – Just Jared

I’ll bet my weekend weed supply that the Roseanne writers will bring on some Becky-on-Becky action by making the Beckys hook up – Pajiba


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