Afternoon Crumbs

December 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The lady Voldemort known as Princess Michael of Kent, who has said some racist shit, wore a Blackamoor brooch to the pre-Christmas lunch that Meghan Markle was at. Oh that, Princess Michael of Kent thinks she’s slick. I would call her Princess Michael of Kunt, but I won’t since that’s the name I use when making reservations at fine dining establishments  – Lainey Gossip

Two things: 1. Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden, who I thought would last ten minutes, are still together after all these years. And 2. They’re apparently looking to adopt a kid – Celebitchy

Meghan King Edmonds is pregnant with twin boys (and I bet she’ll name them Boulder and Telluride) and so she better not even think of bitching about how Jimmy works so much. Poor Jimmy will have to work even more to save up for all the child support money he’ll have to pay Meghan in the future – Reality Tea

Today in “the opposite of shocking” news, Gary Goddard has been accused of sexually abusing 8 boys – Towleroad

Jessica Biel worked the stroll in a Canadian tuxedo, and it’s amazing how much better she looks without Justin Timberdouche cheesing it up behind her – Popoholic

Courtney Stodden got naked on a webcam, and if she marketed this as an elegant art-house movie, it’d probably sweep Cannes! – Drunken Stepfather 

Make America Fuck Again will be Barry Manilow’s slogan when he runs for President – SOW

Santa Monica PD is investigating Sylvester Stallone for sexual assault – Jezebel

LOVE Advent videos are mostly ridiculous trash, but I will say that this reboot of Kanye West’s Bound 2 video is a billion times better than the original – Hollywood Tuna 

 

And now let’s end on a hot note,  the hot note being Luke Evans’ nipples – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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