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December 19, 2017 / Posted by:

The Justin Bieber “sex doll“!

Usually the words “Justin Bieber sex doll” would make anyone’s fuck parts shrivel up, fall off and drag themselves to the nearest freeway to end their misery by throwing themselves in front of a speeding semi-truck. But this Justin Bieber “sex doll” is a thing of glamorous beauty because it really looks nothing like Justin Bieber. The Biebs wishes he had tits that were originally sold as silicone butt pads but nobody bought them. The Biebs wishes he could work a sexy smoky eye like that. And that sex doll needs to cover its body with a giant tattoo that looks like a bootleg Meat Loaf album cover before it can even begin to pass itself off as a Justin Bieber sex doll.

AliExpress isn’t only the place for me to get $1 t-shirts that melt in the dryer (I’m speaking from experience), it’s also a place to buy sex dolls. The Sun pointed me toward a 5’2″ fuck doll that’s being sold on AliExpress for about $1,300. The seller isn’t selling this mess as a “Justin Bieber sex doll,” because they don’t want to get sued by Hillsong’s sweetheart (and because they don’t want to be responsible for tricks heaving their stomach out after reading the words “Justin Bieber sex doll.”) Everyone is calling it the Justin Bieber sex doll, because they think it looks like him. Those people need to e-mail me for my retina surgeon’s info, because their ability to see shit clearly is obviously messed up if they think this looks like Justin Bieber. It looks more like Chace Crawford halfway through his drag transformation into Suze Orman. So basically, it looks way too hot and sexy to be Justin Bieber.

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The Sun says that the unofficial Justin Bieber sex doll also comes (not like that) with your choice of dick size and eye color. Even though my dog’s no-nut area looks more like Justin Bieber than that sex doll does, everyone should tell Selena Gomez that it looks just like him. Because if she could get herself a Justin Bieber look-alike that doesn’t talk, has a bigger dick and doesn’t have the ability to wet the bed, her dickmatization curse might break!

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