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The most gloriously gay cake that was made for a gay couple in Canada!
Here in the U.S., courts are hearing discrimination cases between same-sex couples and the Christian bakers who refuse to make them a wedding cake in the name of JESUS (which is weird since every wedding cake is pretty gay and the bible clearly says: Jesus said to them again, peace be with you and let them ALL eat cake!) So if I asked a Christian baker in the U.S. to make me a gay wedding cake, they may bake me a giant frosted ticket to hell. But up in the Land of Crispy Crunch and Celine Dion, a dude asked a baker to bake him and his fiancé the gayest cake imaginable and they delivered a cake that Betty Crocker would barf up after eating a rainbow.
Chris Farias wrote on his Facebook (via Towleroad) that he and his fiancé are 8 months away from becoming each other’s husband, and to celebrate that fact, he called up Cake and Loaf bakery in Hamilton, Ontario and asked them for the gayest cake they could make. They must’ve not had a peen castle heart mold and conjured up a magnificent golden unicorn horn on top of a spectacular rainbow garden of pure gayness. That big ole’ gay cake pulled happy tears out of Chris’ eyes. He wrote:
This is what I got. I am in tears right now I’m so happy.
Being part of the LGBTQ+ community isn’t easy for many. And that’s an huge understatement. But I am proud of who I am, and how far WE have come. I am proud to be a gay Canadian who can order a cake and not get turned down because of who I love. I love this country, and I love my community.
If you believe that #LoveIsLove, please share, and show our neighbours to the south that we support them. That we empathize with their struggles. That Canada is loud and proud and will make them any cake their heart desires.
I was going to say that in order for it to be the ultimate gay Canadian cake, it needed a marzipan Shania Twain on a marzipan dogsled, but staring at that cake caused a rainbow stream of maple syrup to trickle down the side of my mouth, so I say big gay job well done!
Pic: Facebook