Night Crumbs
Todrick Hall recently gushed in an interview about Taylor Swift’s current piece Joe Alwyn while possibly shading her ex Calvin Harris. All that was missing was an off-hand comment about Katy Perry’s Witness making his ears bleed, and he would have achieved the Taylor Swift Ass-Kissing Trifecta – Lainey Gossip
Kensington Palace employees reportedly had to bring their own booze to the staff Christmas party. Cheap! What’s their holiday gift, a smile from Prince William and a 10% off coupon for one of Duchess Kate’s boring coats? – Celebitchy
The jacket worn by Madison Beer would look a million times better on its rightful owner, Grandma Yetta from The Nanny – Drunken Stepfather
“You could name it Kontinuedattemptatrelevance” probably through NeNe Leaks – Reality Tea
Liam Gallagher narrated a climate change story called The Very Hot Snowman. It’s so nice, I bet it made his brother Noel Gallagher think twice about releasing a follow-up called Piss Off With Your Wanker Snowman – OMG Blog
A Canadian man asked a bakery to make the “gayest cake” possible for himself and his finacé, and yeah, I’d say he got it – Towleroad
Matt Damon has the kind of thoughts about the #MeToo movement that will no doubt make a lot of people think #UghYouWould – Pajiba
A probably-pregnant Kirsten Dunst was seen again looking probably pregnant – Popoholic
While some of us (me) are keeping warm by cranking their radiators to high, Emma Roberts is keeping warm at the beach – Hollywood Tuna
Sadly, Jennifer Aniston couldn’t join Justin Theroux for a cameo in Star Wars, because that damn SmartWater bottle she’s always carrying would have been a pretty obvious anachronism – Popsugar
Today I learned that Gigi Hadid has no idea what a goddamn potluck is – Just Jared
A giant statue of a chocolate-covered bear that was stolen from a chocolate factory in Kansas has been returned. No word on whether it came back with a note written in Mariah Carey’s handwriting that said “Sorry, through it was a giant edible Helly Kitty, my bad” – Jezebel
It appears Bella Hadid has been sale shopping at Discount Valerie Malone Warehouse – IDLYITW
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