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December 15, 2017 / Posted by:

The carved candle!

The star of every room its in, the elegant carved candle, is still sold all over Etsy (and used to be sold at the emporium of refined goods AliExpress), but back in the 1980s I remember it being in the homes of everyone’s auntie, abuelita, elderly next door neighbor and teacher (who’s over 50). Believe it or not, the carved candle didn’t make its debut at swap meets in the early 1980s. Candle carving has been around for centuries upon centuries and it’s an old German craft that highly-skilled artisans still do today. Make directed me toward a video showing the art of candle carving, and if your nipples get hard when you walk into a Yankee Candle store, this video will be like art house porn to you.

My abuelita had two carved candles in her room, and she never ever lit them (I wasn’t lucky enough to inherit those pieces of priceless art). Lighting a carved candle is like using the Mona Lisa as a big coaster. Actually, it’s worse! The wick of a carved candle is just decoration and they’re not meant to be burned. A candle that looks like it’s made of layers and layers of alien pussy lips should last forever.

Pic: AliExpress

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