Just in time for Thirsty Thursday comes Lenny Kravitz deciding to dish on the time his dick came out of his pants to see the Swedish sights while he performed in Stockholm.
The whole incident happened in 2015 when Lenny was just feeling the tunes and bent down to shred his guitar. His leather pants split, and out came the (NSFW) trouser empanada. Lenny says he doesn’t let that moment keep him from still going commando.
“Do I have any underwear on now? No. Thus the problems that I incur.”
Lenny refuted claims (aka everyone’s observation with a pair of working eyes) that he was the one who ripped ‘dem jeans. It was the pants’ fault, duh:
“I didn’t rip them. They became ripped. It was fine. But it was a little cold in Sweden. I would’ve warmed it up a little, had I known.”
He changed out of the ripped leather drawers and carried on with the show, but the rest of us with photographic dick memory will never forget the Kravitz cock-a-doodle-doo. Especially Steven Tyler!
— Lenny Kravitz (@LennyKravitz) August 4, 2015
As for why Lenny still insists on going commando, it’s just because he’s so relaxed and mellow, y’all. He gets deeper into his “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” lifestyle:
“I’m over the whole fashion thing. On the island, I wash my clothes with a hose. I have a bottle of Dr Bronner’s soap, almond. I wash my body with it, I wash my clothes with it. And then I put them on a rock to dry. I have done nothing to my body or my face. I just wash it with water. I eat primarily raw, foods that are alive, vibrating, emit energy. I eat off the land in the Bahamas.”
Telling a fashion magazine he’s over fashion? Living as one with Mother Earth?! Someone call Shailene Woodley and tell her she picked the wrong dystopian film and co-stars! Lenny is her foot-in-mouth, dick-in-wind soulmate!