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December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Robin Roberts!

Even after NBC did Ann Curry wrong, continued to shove Matt Lauer’s smug nutsack face in my eyes (and I usually love a good teabagging) and has kept trying to make frozen stick of wood Megyn Kelly the new sweetheart of morning shows, I have stuck with Today. I am Today’s sloppy bottom bitch and nobody has been a ride or die for anyone harder than I have for Today. You can look at me and say, “Err, sorry Michael, but I’m the ultimate ride or die bitch, because my man robbed a bank and I took the fall for it and spent 10 years in prison,” and I’d shake my head at you. Because I’m sorry, suffering through all 4 hours of that shit show Today for the past 10+ years is worse than prison. But I may have been lured to Today’s rival, Good Morning America, thanks to Robin Roberts shit-talking a guest this morning.

Omarosa has begun the media milking of her White House firing (or resignation, depending on which huge liar you choose to believe) and her first stop was GMA where Michael Strahan sat as she barfed up rivers of bullshit into his ears (we’ll have more on that later). Omarosa didn’t tell Michael the whole story, but says that when she gets a chance, she’ll sell, I mean, tell that story. After the interview, Michael, Robin Roberts and the Democratic party’s real-life Alex P. Keaton were talking about it, and she gave one big verbal eye roll and hand wave with this:

“She says she has a story to tell and I’m sure she’ll be selling that story. Yeah, she will. Bye, Felicia.”

Just when you thought the “Bye Felicia” meme was so old and overused that it was sitting at the bottom of a $1 for 1lb pile at a Salvation Army, Robin Roberts pulls it out, dusts it off and makes it new again!

I did not know that Robin Roberts had it in her. And now she’s shown me that the best part of waking up is beautiful shady hate in your cup. I hope they have Omarosa on again because I want a second serving of that from Robin!

Pic: ABC via DailyMotion 

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