Night Crumbs
Anderson Cooper’s Twitter account called Trump a pathetic loser and tool early this morning, and CNN claims he was hacked. Either “hacked” is serious journalist talk for “plastered on after-work martinis” or Kathy Griffin got hacking lessons – Towleroad
BUT WAIT! CNN later said that Anderson Cooper’s assistant, who is the only other one with access to The Silver Fox’s Twitter, left his phone unlocked and unattended at the gym and someone grabbed it and made that tweet. Either CNN threw Andy’s assistant under the bus while pulling this excuse out of their asses or Kathy Griffin goes to the same NYC gym as his assistant – Buzzfeed
Further proof that Lorne Michaels truly loves him some Colin Jost – Lainey Gossip
It’s that time of year when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame shows how meaningless they are by not inducting Stacey Q, Martika and Samantha Fox! – Celebitchy
The new Annihilation trailer has Oscar Isaac nipples, Jane the Virgin with a gun and Lisa Frank-looking ass animals – Pajiba
Something that has never happened before: reality show producers may have forced two of their “stars” to stay together for the sake of a storyline – Reality Tea
And yet that cat is still out-posing the model – Drunken Stepfather
Excuse me while I write a 12,000 word think piece on why Lady Elaine Fairchilde deserved to be on a stamp instead of King Whateverhisnameis – SOW
It’s been a while since I’ve gone inside a gym, but that is the weirdest-looking workout belt I’ve ever seen – Hollywood Tuna
And that Madison Beer person is wearing one too – Popoholic
Prepare to see Kristen Chenoweth sing the thrilling ballad “My Ass, I Can See My Ass” in Death Becomes Her: The Musical during the 2025-2026 Broadway season (musicals take a long time to write) – Just Jared
Screenshot via Mediate