Paris Hilton is supposed to be some kind of grown ass woman these days but it seems like she’s having a hard time letting go of the past. She disappeared for awhile and was blissfully absent from the public eye for several years only to reemerge when the she noticed that the atmosphere was hospitable for petty, egomaniacal, wispy haired people with namesake hotels, a penchant for revisionist history, manipulating the media and gaslighting their enemies. And so, much like a herpes flareup, Paris is back and it’s embarrassing.
During a recent “interview” with MTV Australia, Paris took the time to revisit her glory days and drag Lindsay Lohan for no good reason. Paris was asked about the infamous 2006 “Unholy Trinity” photo of Paris, Lindsay and Britney Spears playing nice in the car after a night out at the club. But Paris would like you to know that Lindsay was NOT invited.
— MTV AUSTRALIA (@MTVAUSTRALIA) December 11, 2017
Oh, nothing like good old-fashioned middle school cuntery. Thankfully, somebody replying to this interview popped in with a mile-long, itemized Walgreens receipt, with coupons, that shows the actual events leading up to that picture being taken. Hint: Paris is full of shit.
That’s funny. I seem to remember Paris having her publicist bring Lindsay to the car and announce to the paparazzi she arrived 😴👋 all that coke must’ve caused some memory loss pic.twitter.com/eL0TFoXjcH
— la bella vita (@drugproblem) December 11, 2017
Not only did Paris invite Lindsay to come sit in the car, she alerted the press to her presence and then instructed Lindsay to tell them what good friends they were. I’d honestly be surprised by her brazen manipulation of the truth and abuse of power but then again, It’s December 2017 and I have already seen it all.
Thank you @drugproblem, we need courageous citizen journalists like you now more than ever.
Pic: MTV Australia via Twitter