Night Crumbs

I am writing this on my phone while stomach down on a bed in the ER, because all of my internal organs blew out of my ass when I read the earth-shattering news that Netflix is rebooting She-Ra, the greatest 80s cartoon after Beverly Hills Teens, and it will debut next year. If they get it right, everyone involved deserves to have their faces on Mount Rushmore. If they get it wrong (ala the Jem! movie), they should be tried for mass murder for brutally killing millions of childhoods! – io9

Oscar Isaac in an abuelo’s cardigan? Sure, I’ll take it! – Lainey Gossip

Because of stupid royal hierarchy, Future Duchess Meghan will have to curtsy to Duchess Kate. That rule just seems so dusty and old-fashioned. They should update that rule to say that the one who has to curtsy is the one who wore a coat that sold out the slowest  – Celebitchy

After Tiffany Haddish didn’t get nominated for a Golden Globe, Jada Pinkett-Smith dragged the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for ignoring Girls Trip – Just Jared

I don’t know whether to clap or cry for Brooke Candy’s ellipsis brows – Drunken Stepfather

Shannon Beador should really get Detective Meghan King Edmonds on the case! – Reality Tea

Lily Allen’s got a new song – OMG Blog

Jimmy Kimmel brought his kid out to talk about healthcare again and he also proved that he’s a master at holding a baby while talking with his hands – Pajiba

I can hear the hearts of all the Larry stans breaking – Towleroad

At first I thought Selena Gomez was giving that interview while topless and I didn’t even blink – Hollywood Tuna

Dove Cameron’s constipated face tells me that someone should really hand her some Miralax – Popoholic

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