The 2018 Golden Globe Nominations Are Out, And I’m Cackling Over Christopher Plummer Getting A Nom After Replacing Kevin Spacey 

December 11, 2017 / Posted by:

At the unholy hour of the dead this morning, Sharon Stone, Alfre Woodward, Kristen Bell and Garrett Hedlund announced who will be getting plastered on champagne on January 7, 2018 at the Golden Globes while trying to adjust to the weird feeling of not hearing anyone say, “and thank you to Harvey Weinstein,” at an awards show.

While many are screaming over their favorites getting snubbed, I’m laughing into my Folgers over Christopher Plummer getting nominated for the role that was Kevin Spacey’s until his career got buried with allegations that he’s regularly given boys and men testicular cancer checks without permission. “Hi, bitch, I’m going to take your role and your Golden Globe nom. Cry into your boy groping hands!” – Christopher Plummer in that old pic, obviously.

All The Money In The World got a total of 3 nominations, including a Best Supporting Role in a Motion Picture nom for Christopher Plummer for playing J. Paul Getty, a Best Actress in a Motion Picture Drama nom for Michelle Williams and a Best Director nom for Ridley Scott. Christopher Plummer apparently just finished his reshoots, and Ridley Scott is reportedly still freebasing No-Doz so he can spend every hour of the day reworking the movie. It’s supposed to come out on Christmas Day (3 days after it’s previously scheduled release date). So besides Ridley and the editing people, who else saw Christopher’s performance?! Christopher Plummer is so fucking good that he can get a Golden Globe nomination for a performance that many voters probably didn’t see and had to imagine in their minds. Even Meryl Streep is bowing down. (Or maybe Ridley Scott really did freebase all the No-Doz and got his movie done in time for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to see it.)

As for the rest of the movie nominations, The Shape Of Water got the most nominations with 7. The Big Sick got completely shut out. So did Greta Gerwig (for directing Lady Bird), Jordan Peele (for directing and writing Get Out) and Allison Janney’s wig (for the riveting performance it gives in I, Tonya. Allison Janney herself was nominated, though). The biggest question mark is Ansel Elgort’s nomination and The Greatest Showman getting more nominations than Get Out. And St. Angie Jolie’s award season hustling paid off, because she got a foreign film nomination for First They Killed My Father. 

On the TV side, Big Little Lies got the most nominations with six. Veep, which usually doesn’t get that much slobbery love from the Golden Globes, didn’t get any nominations. Not even one for Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but I’m sure she’ll soothe that feeling of cold rejection by cuddling with her ten million Emmy awards. And the worst snub of all was Megan Mullally not getting nominated for the Will & Grace revival. May all of those Golden Globe voters never be able to get a buzz from a martini again for snubbing the martini-guzzling diamond of Will & Grace.

Below are all of the nominations, and rest your eyeballs. Because Jessica Biel was nominated, so they’re going to work overtime on the night of January 7 from rolling so much while watching Justin Timberlake suck up all the attention on the red carpet.

Best Motion Picture, Drama
Call Me by Your Name
Dunkirk
The Post
The Shape Of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
The Disaster Artist
Get Out
The Greatest Showman
I, Tonya
Lady Bird

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Jessica Chastain, Molly’s Game
Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Meryl Streep, The Post
Michelle Williams, All The Money In The World

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Judi Dench, Victoria and Abdul
Helen Mirren, Leisure Seeker
Margot Robbie, I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
Emma Stone, Battle Of The Sexes

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Timothée Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name
Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread
Tom Hanks, The Post
Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour
Denzel Washington, Roman J. Israel, Esquire

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project
Armie Hammer, Call Me By Your Name
Richard Jenkins, The Shape Of Water
Christopher Plummer, All the Money In The World
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
Hong Chau, Downsizing
Allison Janney, I, Tonya
Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird
Octavia Spencer, The Shape Of Water

Best Director, Motion Picture
Guillermo del Toro, The Shape Of Water
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards
Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Ridley Scott, All the Money In The World
Steven Spielberg, The Post

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Steve Carell, Battle Of The Sexes
Ansel Elgort, Baby Driver
James Franco, The Disaster Artist
Hugh Jackman, Greatest Showman
Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Claire Foy, The Crown
Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Deuce
Katherine Langford, 13 Reasons Why
Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Jason Bateman, Ozark
Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us
Freddie Highmore, The Good Doctor
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Best Television Series, Drama
The Crown
Game of Thrones
The Handmaid’s Tale
Stranger Things
This is Us

Best Original Song, Motion Picture
Home, Ferdinand
Mighty River, Mudbound
Remember Me, Coco
The Star, The Star
This is Me, The Greatest Showman

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
The Shape Of Water
Lady Bird
The Post
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Molly’s Game

Best Original Score, Motion Picture
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
The Shape Of Water
Phantom Thread
The Post
Dunkirk

Best Motion Picture, Animated
The Boss Baby
The Breadwinner
Coco
Ferdinand
Loving Vincent

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language
A Fantastic Woman
First They Killed My Father
In the Fade
Loveless
The Square

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy
Black-ish
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Master Of None
SMILF
Will and Grace

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Big Little Lies
Fargo
Feud: Bette and Joan
The Sinner
Top of the Lake: China Girl

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Musical, or Comedy
Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
Aziz Ansari, Master Of None
Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick
William H. Macy, Shameless
Eric McCormack, Will And Grace

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Robert De Niro, The Wizard of Lies
Jude Law, The Young Pope
Kyle MacLachlan, Twin Peaks
Ewan McGregor, Fargo
Geoffrey Rush, Genius

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
David Harbour, Stranger Things
Alfred Molina, Feud
Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
Alexander Skarsgård, Big Little Lies
David Thewlis, Fargo

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Laura Dern, Big Little Lies
Ann Dowd, The Handmaid’s Tale
Chrissy Metz, This Is Us
Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies
Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jessica Biel, The Sinner
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Jessica Lange, Feud
Susan Sarandon, Feud
Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy
Pamela Adlon, Better Things
Alison Brie, GLOW
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Frankie Shaw, SMILF
Issa Rae, Insecure

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