Open Post: Hosted By The Skillful Pussy Who Can Open His Own Treats Drawer 

December 11, 2017 / Posted by:

During the past two weeks alone, we’ve posted approximately 9,102,983 animal videos (and 98% of them were posted by me), because I feel that to keep things balanced, we need to post a cute animal video for every two eyeball-burning rape/assault posts we publish, and as you know, we’ve been publishing a lot of those lately. So here’s our 9,102,984th animal video of the past two weeks, and it stars a genius tuxedo cat from Brazil named Antonio who lets his human know when he wants a treat by opening up his treat drawer.

Antonio’s  human recorded him opening up the drawer, and when she closes it, he opens it back up. Antonio must’ve not been raised by an abuelita, because if I opened up a drawer after my abuelita closed it, she’d tell me to open up her closet and pick out which belt I’d like her to beat me with for disobeying her! And that table looks like it’s next to a bed. If Antonio opened up a drawer in my bedside table, he’d close it real fast after getting hit with the disappointing and sad sight of a dusty, unopened bottle of lube, 12-year-old condoms and a copy of Call Me By Your Name, which I’ve been trying to read since 2009.

And since Antonio is a cat and has potent evil running through his veins, I’m sure that the next time his human puts her hand in the drawer to close it, he’ll shut it on her fingers real fast. And as she’s crying in pain, he’ll snatch the treats and run off. Skittles and all!

Pic: YouTube

 

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