The Zombie Angelina Jolie Girl Lied About Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her Idol
An Angelina Jolie-centric post seems to always get heated in the comments, but can’t we all agree that it must be disappointing to open your laptop one morning, check your Google Alerts, and find pics of an emaciated nightmare hell creature claiming to have had 50 surgeries to look like you? That’s not Christmas. Sahar Tabar, a 19-year-old from Iran, posted several pictures and videos (most of which have now been deleted) of herself looking like Dead Taylor Swift’s little sis. She claimed she went through dozens of plastic surgeries to look like her lord and savior Angie. Well, she lied, as reported by Sputnik (via The Sun). For those of you who believed those pics, I’m a member of the Royal Family in Nigeria with an urgent, private matter. I want to give you 100 million Euros. I’ll just need your Social Security number, 1000 blessings on your family, thank you.
Sahar has admitted that the pics of her looking like Jennifer Aniston’s conception of the Leprechaun doing Angelina Jolie cosplay was due to “make-up magic and computer wizardry.”
Sahar told Sputnik : “Now I can see that I have something in common with (Angelina Jolie), but I amuse myself, and to look like someone is not my goal.”
Angelina Faux-lie initially claimed that she had spent 40K on surgeries to look like the Messiah of neutral tones. LIES. That hollow face with the pouting rubbery lips was a LIE. Angelina doesn’t have facial piercings. I kid!
“Over time I post a photo, I make my face more fun and funny, it is a form of self-expression, a kind of art.
It is art because she made herself look like something that wouldn’t be out of place at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios. That’s craft! Here’s what the crafty Sahar actually looks like (via Instagram).
“Eagle-eyed viewers” noticed that many of Sahar’s pics looked like they might have been retouched by the winner of the Pimpin’ Lifetime Achievement Awards.
The warped background and odd lines in the shot suggest that it has been tweaked using a computer.
If Sahar REALLY wanted to make us think she was determined to look like The One Who Was Foretold Would Save The Earth, she would have Photoshopped in some upstaging cheetahs and a stoner husband.
Pics: Instagram