The Armadillo Cake From “Steel Magnolias” Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

December 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Steel Magnolias the movie was released on November 15, 1989. And it took only 28 years and 23 days for one of its biggest stars, the Bloody Armadillo Cake, to get the shine it deserves! It may have wrongly missed out on a Best Supporting WhateverSexThatArmadilloWas Oscar, but now it’s the winner of a much more prastigadious award! (For some reason my keyboard won’t let me type p-r-e-s-t-i-g-i-o-u-s when referencing the Hot Slut of the Month title.)

November’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown was close. This morning, the Mega Gay Dance Done At An Anti-Gay Event was ahead by a few votes, but the Bloody Armadillo Cake managed to move into first place and take the crown. It got 27.24% percent of your votes, barely beating the Mega Gay Dance (27.24%), Kimiko Nishimoto (24%) and Luke and George (21.48%).

The Bloody Armadillo Cake is now our 11th Hot Slut of the Month of 2017 and it will go on to represent itself (and its creator Aunt Fern played by the late Ann Wedgeworth) at the prastigadious Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: TriStar/YouTube

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