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December 7, 2017 / Posted by:

The California wildfire hero who gave everyone the swoons by saving a bunny from fiery death!

The world is on fire (and I mean that literally when it comes to parts of my homeland) and everything’s gone to shit. But amongst the awful news of people losing everything, and horses burning to death (don’t make me link to that soul-flattening news), there are stories that can make even the most deadest and coldest of hearts feel warmness. Case in point: This video from RMG News of a hero in basketball shorts saving a bunny rabbit from becoming barbecue.

Witnesses tell ABC7 that they watched Alex Forrest’s nemesis pull over his car in La Conchita, CA (which is in Ventura County) and chase a little rabbit who was in danger of burning up to death. Of course, Thumper’s California kin was scared and didn’t know whether to jump into the flames or jump into the hands of a strange human who could turn their asses into dinner. So our modern day Saint Francis of Assisi had to chase the bunny around for a bit, but eventually he was able to grab the ball of fluff and walk it to safety. The photographers on the scene say that they tried to get an interview with the bunny saver, but he refused. If dude ever wants it to rain ass on him, he just needs to declare on Tinder that he’s the real bunny savior of Ventura County. Saying you saved a bunny from a fire will bring more ass to your crotch than saying you have good credit and can get an employee discount at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

So wait, someone did something that could get him a lot of media attention and so far he’s refused media attention? I think we’ve just found the last-living non-attention whore in Southern California! Shit, I bet even that bunny will pop up on TMZ Live this week.

Pic: RMG News ABC News

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