Night Crumbs
Because Justin Theroux’s nut-hugging black jeggings don’t come cheap, Jennifer Aniston continued to pimp out Smartwater and she let them take videos and pictures of her and her dogs playing in her house. Obviously guest appearance negotiations broke down between Jennifer and that white dog, because pooch doesn’t seem at all interested in taking part in that Smartwater ad. Or maybe that dog is just a regular Bel-Air snob who prefers Voss instead – Lainey Gossip
Scout Willis is no longer freeing the nipple, I see – Drunken Stepfather
Harvey Weinstein reportedly used a lie about Gwyneth Paltrow to lure other actresses to his smegma-covered casting couch – Celebitchy
Stassi from Vanderpump Rules said something about Jax cheating, but what she really needs to talk about is why she’s wearing a muse costume stolen from a community theater production of Xanadu – Reality Tea
Sweet revenge isn’t only a brand of strawberry whiskey, it’s also what I hope David Ermold will pull on Kim Davis in 2018 – Towleroad
Alan Ball has a new show where Holly Hunter plays some kind of upper middle-class Angelina Jolie – OMG Blog
I don’t know what’s worse: Mila Kunis’ chichis wearing sunglasses or her wearing the floral sofa cover your auntie had in her sunroom – Popoholic
Err, if Bella Hadid’s got crotch crustaceans that are that big, she should probably see a free clinic nurse practitioner right away – Hollywood Tuna
The ghost of Luther Vandross may not slap down Andy Cohen for outing him, but he’ll definitely slap down Andy Cohen for comparing him to Sam Smith – Jezebel
Panty Creamer of the Day: Christopher Meloni doing the splits (just ignore the hat) – SOW
Everybody with a SAG card was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award – Just Jared