Blue Ivy Saved Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s Marriage

December 6, 2017 / Posted by:

The House of Dereon has so many babies: there’s Basement Baby, there’s “Bitch, get outta this house and off the payroll” Baby (Matthew Knowles, duh), and apparently there are a few Band-Aid babies. People is out with a report saying Blue Ivy better get some tricked out presents from her parents each birthday since she’s apparently the glue that kept those two together after it came out that Jay cheated with Becky with the good hair!

A snitch says it took Bey forever to learn how to forgive:

“It was very rough for them to stay married. It took Beyoncé a long time to trust again. She was struggling to move on and forgive. But keeping her family together was very important.”

The same blabber continued, saying it took more than therapy to keep Mr. and Mrs. Beyoncé together…and those two were definitely in therapy:

“If it’s wasn’t for Blue Ivy, they might not be together. It took them years to get to the point where they are now.”

I dunno about that…Jay and Bey are kind of like the Olsen twins or chips and salsa. Nobody really wants just one of them. It’s a package deal or no deal, and you know how those two appreciate some good coins. They’ve been married for nine years, and it seems like now that they’re on the mend, they’re back to doing the standard rich people kind of thing with FU-money. They bought an $88 million estate in Bel Air. Jay was nominated for a shit load of Grammys. And Bey is the voice of Nala in The Lion King remake. That being said, mansions aren’t exactly Becky-proof, so it didn’t hurt that Bey and Jay took out a relationship insurance policy, I mean Band-Aid babies, I MEAN…twins Rumi and Sir Carter.


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