Night Crumbs

December 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Sleep tight xx (Update: Thanks so much to those who shared the photo cred 🙂 I didn't know, and I love it! Credit where credit is due: I'm bananas for this @percxption) ???

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Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are apparently planning to fuck royal tradition with a banana by having a banana wedding cake instead of a traditional fruit cake. PHG also really loves bananas and bananas are a symbol of their love because she posted that message to him on her Instagram while they were dating. Bananas were my favorite fruit (because duh, they sort of look like crooked peens), but now the thought of one is making the heaves crawl up my throat. PHG and Meghan Markle’s love is ruining everything! – Celebitchy

Where no motherfucking man has fucking gone be-fucking-fore!” – the tagline for Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek movie – Lainey Gossip 

When Katharine McPhee isn’t shit talking the bride of the wedding she tried to crash, she’s posing in natural pap shoots that totally weren’t set up by her publicist – Drunken Stepfather

It’s a sad day for Broadway when Chicago casts Kandi Burruss instead of the real vocal talent of Atlanta known as Kim “Kills Dog Ears With Her Voice” Zolciak!Reality Tea 

When they make a Roy Moore movie, Carolina Rhea can get dark by playing that crazy mess Janet PorterTowleroad

John Waters might be the only person alive who doesn’t have Call Me By Your Name on his top movies of the year list – OMG Blog

Alec Baldwin got a talk show – SOW

Selena Gomez’s hair has gone even more into Courtney Love territory, and if she wants to complete the transformation, she just needs to throw a compact at MadonnaHollywood Tuna

Watch as palm fronds give off more life, charisma and sexiness than Hailey BaldwinPopoholic

Poor Trump, Putin is going to be extra bitchy during their nightly Skype kiki – Just Jared

Melanie Martinez, the Latina Shibajuku Girls doll from The Voice, has been accused of raping her friend – Jezebel

While I’m happy to see Nancy reuniting with Aunt Jackie and Roseanne, I’m still wondering where Crystal is and I’m about to put her face on a milk carton – Kenneth In The (212)

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