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December 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift made the demon jokes oh-so-easy by posing for the cover of British Vogue while wearing what looks like greasy hair horns, a dress made from Satan’s hemorrhoid skin and goth lips. Since Taylor is really trying to avoid those questions about her being a Nazi dream girl, she didn’t do an interview but instead wrote a poem. A poem that I’m sure reads: Roses are red, violets are blue, if you copy and paste this onto your shitty blog, I’ll sue you. – Just Jared

I hope that the Victorian ghost who Selena Gomez stole that dress from haunts her thieving ass forever – Lainey Gossip

LeAnn Rimes probably doesn’t have to worry about Rachel Bilson stealing her man, because I’m sure Rachel will be too busy screaming at her agent for getting her a part opposite Mr. LeAnn Rimes – Celebitchy

Like Kenya Moore would really regret saying some shit that got her more screen time – Reality Tea

Those gay-haters getting their assholes twisted over a gay kiss on the Exorcist TV show are stupid as hell, but if it wasn’t for them I would’ve never known that show featured some hot piece-on-silver fox action – OMG Blog

While you’re freezing your ass off, Olivia Wilde is warming hers on the beach – Drunken Stepfather

Five words: Luke Evans in grey sweatpants – Towleroad

Expect Olaf from Frozen to be on CBS’ Celebrity Big Brother, because he’s no longer a movie star and is now a total has-been! – Pajiba

Speaking of Celebrity Big Brother, the UK version will have an all-female cast to honor women’s suffrage. Sexism is over! – Jezebel

‘Tis the season for LOVE Magazine to start rolling out their advent calendars starring the biggest dead-eyed models of today – Hollywood Tuna

The world is on fire, but I know that everything will be okay, because the paps are taking pictures of Hilary Duff walking again – Popoholic

Okay, but someone should’ve told Charlie Heaton that Halloween is over and that he should save his Harry Styles costume for next year – Popsugar

I didn’t know that Blake NotSoLively was starring in a Lifetime biopic about Joyce DeWittSOW

Pic: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggot/British Vogue

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