Lindsay Lohan Might Have Landed A New Boyfriend

December 4, 2017 / Posted by:

According to bodybuilding blog Liftn, Lindsay Lohan is dating a Korean bodybuilding billionaire named Je-Yong Ha. Liftn says that Je-Yong is known as the Korean Dan Bilzerian, and goes by the nickname The Korean Hulk. What an appropriate match; in some circles, Lindsay Lohan is known as the Black Widow of bank accounts.

Here’s Je-Yong on a private jet, looking like the cartoon mascot for an illegal brand of human growth hormone:

Liftn says it’s not known how Je-Yong got so rich, but he’s apparently mentioned on several lists of Korea’s wealthiest people. I am still having trouble processing the information that present-day Lindsay Lohan has managed to go from a Russian millionaire to a Korean billionaire. Like…how though? And I doubt I’m the only person who is wondering this. Aspiring gold diggers probably read this news and started begging Lindsay to launch a Tony Robbins-style seminar tour called From Yacht Girl to Yacht Girlfriend.

Lindsay has made several appearances on Je-Yong’s Instagram page. Je-Yong, on the other hand, is suspiciously absent from hers. Hmmm.

Mykonos fucks ibiza !!! @lindsaylohan

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But really, I could see this one lasting, possibly all the way to marriage. Je-Yong is perfect for Lindsay. He’s rich, wealthy, loaded, and rich. ย But most importantly, he knows how to Photoshop an Instagram picture. A delusional fool after her own heart!

๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ @lindsaylohan

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Pic: Instagram

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