Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Alex Bowen, the drunk who didn’t let an unmanned Waffle House get in the way of him shoveling greasy deliciousness into his vodka-filled stomach bag!

Early Thursday morning in West Columbia, SC, Alex Bowen faced a dilemma many of us drunk wrecks face: he couldn’t sleep and his stomach growled for some drunk bitch food (bacon). Luckily for Alex there’s a Waffle House near him, so he stumbled over to it. But when he got there, it was empty. He waited at the cash register for 10 minutes and no one helped him. If that moment was a Choose Your Own Adventure book called The Mystery of the Empty Waffle House, his choices would be:

  • Call the police while stumbling to the next diner or fast food place since there’s a chance that Waffle House could’ve been robbed and all the employees were locked in the freezer.
  • Take matters into your own hands by making your own drunk bitch food.

Alex did the smart thing and went with the second option. Alex tells WIS10 that he didn’t notice the employee sleeping in a booth until later. Alex says that he wouldn’t have done what he did next if his good old friend vodka wasn’t co-piloting his adventures. Alex went into the kitchen, and made himself drunk heaven between two slices of bread (a double Texas bacon cheesesteak with pickles). When he was done, he cleaned the grill, grabbed his sandwich and skipped on out of there. But before he did, he shared pictures on Facebook. Because if you live the drunk dream by becoming the drunk king of your own Waffle House kingdom for a few minutes, it didn’t happen unless you share it on the internet.

Alex went back to the Waffle House the next day to check up on it (and probably to confirm that it wasn’t just a beautiful drunken dream). The employees told him that Waffle House wasn’t happy with what he did, and neither was that sleeping employee. They got suspended for a week. Alex didn’t pay for the sandwich but he did give the sleeping employee $5. Waffle House said in a statement that they’re investigating, gently slapped at Alex on the wrist for going behind the counter and also offered him a job.

Our local Division Manager has spoken to Alex and apologized. For safety reasons, our customers should never have to go behind the counter. Rather they should get a quality experience delivered by friendly associates. We are reviewing this incident and will take appropriate disciplinary action.

In a related note, obviously Alex has some cooking skills, and we’d like to talk to him about a job since we may have something for him.

Alex really should’ve given that sleeping employee an extra $5 for not waking up. Because if that employee woke up in the middle of Alex’s adventures, they may have called the cops (bacon thievery is a felony in all states) and his drunk dream would’ve become a drunk nightmare when he had to sit in the back of a squad car with an empty stomach.

Pic: Facebook (For Mary)

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