Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
We’re just two Hot Slut of the Months away from the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals and finding out who our reigning HSOTY, Ana Navarro, will pass the crown, which looks like this, to. I don’t look forward to much these days, but I do look forward to making a Photoshop Award-worthy masterpiece of our Hot Slut of the Year in a stock photo crown. Now on to November’s choices!
For November, we’ve got a symbol of gay marriage in Australia, a cinematic icon, the gayest dance ever danced and my current favorite artist/photographer (who seems to be looking up at that gay couple and is so happy that they can get married now). The first three got the most Facebook likes for the month and the last one is a wild card picked out by me. Your choices are:
Luke and George, the Australian couple who gave us a double serving of Say YAAAAASSS To The Dress while celebrating the passing of marriage equality in Australia.
The bloody armadillo cake from Steel Magnolias that was baked up by Aunt Fern (played by the late Ann Wedgeworth) and also gave one of the best performances in the history of cinema.
The mega gay dance that Derek Paul swirled out at anti-gay rally, which managed to achieve the impossible: it actually made me gayer, and that’s always a good thing.
Kimiko Nishimoto, the 89-year-old artiste from Japan who has made her country and us disciples of fuckery proud with her weird self-portraits.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named next Friday!
Pics: @tom_cowie, TriStar, YouTube, Kimiko Nishimoto/Epson/Bored Panda