Open Post: Hosted By A Tap Dancing Cockatiel

December 1, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

My apologies to my fellow dick obsessors who constantly look at everything through peen-shaped glasses and thought that headline read: Hosted By A Tap Dancing Cock. Sadly for all of us, this Open Post isn’t hosted by a talented cock doing Gene Kelly’s iconic tap dancing routine to Singin’ In The ~~Rain~~ Lube. I too am picturing that imaginary cock tap dance and its skills are spectacular. But instead, this Open Post is hosted by a very talented cockatiel (you know, the bird breed with troll hair and next-level rouge game).

In this video I snatched from Laughing Squid, a cockatiel from Taipei named Totoro lets the spirit of the late great Gregory Hines run through his body and down to his bird feet. Every time Totoro’s human taps on his stage, Totoro taps back. Presenting…. the cockatiel community’s answer to Savion Glover in Bring In ‘Da Noise, Bring In ‘Da Bird Seed.

Tap dancing like he’s a closeted anti-gay rights senator looking for dick in a public bathroom. Show ’em, Totoro!

Pic: YouTube

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