Archives: December 2017

Open Post: Hosted By These Kittens Doing What You’ll Probably Be Doing Tonight

December 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s New Year’s Eve and you’re doing…nothing. New Year’s Eve is the worst. Honestly, for the last umpteen years, we’ve all just gone to bed in order to avoid watching that STUPID ball drop while Seacrest and the rest of his merry band of borings yammer on about what a great year it wasn’t was. We’re not even going to get Kathy Griffin sexually harassing Anderson Cooper on CNN this year because of her fake-decapitating Trump and “sexual harassment is bad” being the we didn’t know this before?” trendy cause this year.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and a drunken Don Lemon will introduce another shitstorm of a performance by Mimi.

In actuality, we’re all pretty much going to go to bed like these sleepy kittens (via Tastefully Offensive). Perhaps with some hope in our hearts that 2018 will be a kinder, gentler year than this one. (Don’t count on it.)

Pic: YouTube


Tamar Braxton’s Estranged Husband Was Arrested For Spousal Abuse On Christmas

December 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Reality television “star” and “singerTamar Braxton of the Toni Braxtons had a old-fashioned, traditional Christmas this year. Her soon-to-be-ex-husband Vincent Herbert was arrested for spousal abuse on Christmas Day, and Toni publicly referred to a woman claiming to be pregnant with his baby a “whore.” Oh, and she went in on ANOTHER woman who claims that Vincent abused her when she was a teen back in the early 2000s, referring to her as “a thirstbucket.” Christmas hasn’t been filled with this much peace on Earth and goodwill towards men since Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas.! Continue reading

The Time Zac Efron And Michael Jackson Cried Together On The Phone

December 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It involved Zac apologetically turning down a Jesus Juice get-together. I kid! Tom Cruise’s favorite pole dancer, Zac Efron, made a return appearance on The Graham Norton Show and had a heartwarming MJ story to tell. Michael Jackson was a big fan of High School Musical, Zac was a big fan of Michael Jackson, and tears were shed when the two got on the phone together.

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Birthday Sluts

December 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Sir Anthony Hopkins (80)
Diane von Fürstenberg (71)
Gabby Douglas (22)
Bob Bryar (38)
Psy (40)
Donald Trump Jr. (40)
Joey McIntyre (45)
Gong Li (52)
Michael McDonald (53)
Scott Ian (54)
Nicholas Sparks (56)
Val Kilmer (58)
Bebe Neuwirth (59)
James Remar (64)
Tom Hamilton (66)
Rita Lee (70)
Tim Matheson (70)
Taylor Hackford (73)
Sir Ben Kingsley (74)
John Denver (1943-1997)
Donna Summer (1948-2012)

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