Night Crumbs
While done up in messy Amanda Woodward cosplay, Brit Brit and her current hot piece Sam Asghari sat courtside at a Lakers game. You can tell that it’s true love between them. Brit is happy because she just pooted out a chili dog fart, and Sam is close to passing out from inhaling it but is holding on for the sake of the photo-op – Lainey Gossip
Oh, eat it and have a seat, Kristie Alley, your fellow Scientologist Danny Masterson hasn’t lost his job yet – Celebitchy
The Vanderpump Rules messes look like they’ve had their heads decapitated by Photoshop and pasted on different bodies – Reality Tea
After getting accused of rape, the yogi turtle we know as Russell Simmons has left his companies to focus on spiritually finding himself or whatever. How very Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein of him – Towleroad
Angel Jon Hamm looks like a Banana Republic model – Pajiba
Bella Thorne and her sister are giving you “if ravers existed during Victorian times” – Hollywood Tuna
For a second there, I was wondering why Sarah Hyland’s dog was motorboating her – Drunken Stepfather
Armie Hammer went on Ellen, and he must’ve had a yoga class to run to afterward, which is why he’s wearing those leggings – OMG Blog
They tell me that Sia is the new “face” of MAC, but this looks more like Sia’s hands over that Dance Moms girl’s face – SOW
Step aside, Oscar-wanting hos, because Tiffany Haddish has just entered the awards season game – Just Jared
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